It would be really really
funny if enough people faved this so it was in the top 24 of all the contest entries. It would make my week.Original Lines - [link]
My third submission to this contest: [link]
No man a greater purveyor of love and admiration than Sergeant Schultz. Caught in a bind between love for his family, or a nagging desire for an end to the War, Schultz never lets inconveniences like dignity, intellect, logic, or sensibility stand between him and what he sincerely believes to be right.
He's also a man who loves his cake, and an occasional run of the cards.[link]
Comments appreicated. Criticism will send you to the Russian front.