It's with great excitement that I get to announce...oh wait, already said it in the title. That's right, I struck out my original clickbait "Big News in Irritable Bowel Research" headline for something more descriptive. But that's because I want to save time! Your time! Time much greater than value OF HUMANITY ITSELF BUT NOW also time lesser than if I just got to the point like I intended.
Oh but it's how excited I am! I am wasting time explaining why I'm saving time in a manner that wastes even more time in the long run!
CAFFEINE! TAKE ME AWAY!
"Waaaaw!" I hear you gasp, spitting out your double shot venti caramel macchiato frappuccino you drank four hours ago. "How do I acquire such a devastating piece of barbaric weaponry!?"
To which I chortle, "Why simple, young flooperdooper! You can catch Chris Ehnot at C2E2 in Chicago this weekend and work that dapper magic of your's that wins hearts, minds, and restraining orders. Or, you can get it straight from the source! Just send an Email to firstname.lastname@example.org, and he will respond with the necessary details to PayPal $40 (plus Shipping/Handling) to have a copy mailed right to your hovel!"
"Neat!" I pretend to hear you say instead of checking your Twitter for more Drawponies hilarity.
"And it's not a weapon," I assure you, suddenly drawing disappointment, "But a good wallop over the head could slay the most vicious of house cats. It is 64 jam packed pages of bombastic pin-uppey silliness, measuring an impressive 8.x25 by 12.x25 inches, and contains a staggering four and a half pounds of magenta ink alone."
This is the largest and most comprehensive collection of my work ever organized, and considering the costs of individual prints, it's a steals for reals.
And if you get it signed by Chris Ehnot and myself, you also get the honor of upgrading your "Guilty Pleasures Art Book" Ebay listing to "Guilty Pleasures Art Book (minor sharpie damage)".
Help support your fellow small-time self-made freelance comic artists. We may be just a couple guys, we may be teeny under the shadows of the great Marvel and DC titans eclipsing the spotlight, but we got a lot of fight in us!
And we're also not famous enough for ThePirateBay so that ain't an option either.
Thanks for your patronage!